David defends his dissertation on Wednesday. That's right, if anyone calls "Is there a doctor in the house?" we can finally respond, "Yes, but not one that helps people!" (a joke we shamelessly stole from "The Last Lecture.")
Seven years ago I received a valuable wedding present-- an afternoon's cooking lesson on baking cinnamon rolls, yeast breads, and pie crusts with good family friend and excellent cook, Mrs. White. The first few years, we simply thought it was a tasty treat, but we have come to see the strategic value of a really good cinnamon roll.
Instead of buying the traditional donuts for his Master's defense, David asked me to make cinnamon rolls, which he paired with Starbucks coffee. David watched his professors melt into warm, cinnamony contentment, hardly listening to his presentation, and escaped the grilling he was expecting.
We decided to work the same strategy for his dissertation defense, though this year I called in for reinforcements with my Little Sous Chef.
Note Elijah's intense longing for the day he, too, can enjoy a bite of cinnamon goodness.